Brain Barf

May contain traces of nuts.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

You'll be SO glad you read this...

I have a resident/patient that is progressing through the stages of dementia faster than I have ever witnessed in my seven+ years as a nurses aid.
She is a very difficult haughty socialite and former alcoholic, now in her eighties.
We may just have to draw straws to see who will have to go out and buy her a dildo.
For her own safety...and believe it or not, a part of our responsibilities is "facilitating" these "needs."
Empty toilet paper rolls just aren't working, and have caused issues that I'm QUITE sure you would rather I not expound on.

I hope I'm not working the night they serve hot dogs for dinner.



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