Brain Barf

May contain traces of nuts.

Friday, October 07, 2005

I'm going to be a lesbian in my next life.

If you get divorced you screw up your children for the rest of their lives. Which is fine, but I really don't want to hear about it for the next fifty years (or less).

If you stay married, for that whole "death do you part" shit... Remember I started smoking again? Just trying to shorten things up a bit.

So if you kill someone, you go to prison for seven years and you're done!

Please send batteries.

I'm kidding, lighten the fuck up.

But, please, do send batteries (or maybe a plug in unit? Hmmm...)


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