Brain Barf

May contain traces of nuts.

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Anti-Swayze

Please.
For the love of Dog.
Don't dial my cell phone.
Don't contribute to the sickness.
Don't give Cumparasita a chance.
It rings and all my sensibilities fly out the window.
The ring tone itself is quite innocent and delightful. The activity it produces is not. Cumparasita in itself is not the evil to be thwarted. The lame nerdy dance that ensues with each ring IS the problem here.
Possibly you can imagine the rest?
Why oh why does this ring (wring) tone hold power over me?
OK, Fore Too Fyve Ate Threa Won......Oh wait.....Cumparasita....You have NO power over me!

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