Brain Barf

May contain traces of nuts.

Sunday, October 10, 2004

Random rain in Spain.

  • Isn't the number one pure absolute joy of being a canine is the fact that you can lick your own ass? If so, then where does that leave the wiener dog, with a back so long, that she cannot reach her own ass? That's right, get along little doggy.
  • Am I merely a product of my upbringing? Are my beliefs less because they have been warped by the cells (jail) of my youth?
  • I can refuse to believe in a "God" or "Creator" on the pure basis of when taking the human body into consideration, there are just too damn many flaws. Or wait, maybe God is on crack.
  • Does E really equal MC hammer and his fucking square?
  • There ARE toenails that are too thick (and yellow) to be cut with regular clippers. I can provide photographic evidence if necessary.
  • If the SeaHawks play like they did today, next week against New England (nice record) I may just have to start telling people I'm from Canada.
  • A "Guest House", can also sometimes be a "Love Shack".
  • It's only OK to consume mass quantities of garlic, if those around you consume mass quantities of garlic, there ISN'T any other OPTION.



  • At Sunday, October 10, 2004 7:28:00 PM, Blogger Phoebe said…

    This blog entry is like a jigsaw puzzle. Here's what I get when I put the pieces together: You were a guest at somebody's house, and you stole away for five minutes to make whoopie with your husband during halftime. I don't even want to guess whose toenails you are talking about, but one thing I do want to guess at -- dogs get a bigger kick out of sniffing another dog's ass than licking their own. I've counted the number of times my dogs have indulged in both activies, so I am making an educated guess.
    Well, I'm glad you had a nice weekend :)

  • At Sunday, October 10, 2004 8:32:00 PM, Blogger doug said…

    Brenda, my guess is that those nails hail from Keri's work - and you thought your dungeon was bad!

    So Keri, how about it, did Pheobes capture the essence of your weekend?

    btw, we would be pleased if you said you were from the great white north. :)

  • At Sunday, October 10, 2004 11:13:00 PM, Blogger Tim said…

    yay, you're back!

    I was getting depressed from that last post. Of course, my recent posts haven't been very uplifting either.

    But I thought the human flaws were what exemplified God or Creator...

  • At Monday, October 11, 2004 9:49:00 AM, Blogger Dave said…

    Let me address each of these in turn...

    No, the number one joy of being a canine is the ability to lick your own balls. There's a big difference between the saltiness of your ass and the saltiness of your balls. Dogs with distinguished tastes know the difference.

    If you were merely the product of your upbringing, you wouldn't be fucking swearing so much (and we wouldn't like you as much). You'd be pure mo through and through.

    Just cause humans have flaws doesn't mean there's no god. The fact that Julia Roberts got an Oscar, however, does prove there's no god (because there's obviously no rhyme or reason to the universe).

    Does MC Hammer have a fucking square? Is it like this huge private area for his personal orgies? Interesting.

    Feet are disgusting. That's all I've got to say about that.

    The Seahawks... I seem to remember already making a comment about them earlier this year. I refuse to say, "I told you so" however.

    Isn't the guest house the place from which you recently evicted your "mother?" If I were in your shoes, I'd love that shack now too.

    Isn't it also OK to consume mass quantities of garlic if you're afraid of being surrounded by vampires? I think a provision for this case should be accepted as well.

  • At Monday, October 11, 2004 5:28:00 PM, Blogger bluebear said…

    Ms CH--

    All seems to be self explanitory so no comment on all but the Seahawks--I think the city of Sattle is lucky to have a team like the Seahawks, what other city has a minor team playing in the NFL?

    In fact Seattle has two semi-professional teams playing in the in the professional leagues.


  • At Monday, October 11, 2004 10:23:00 PM, Blogger Ms-Chievous said…

    Blasphemy!!! Wash your mouth Blue bear!

  • At Tuesday, October 12, 2004 1:21:00 AM, Blogger none said…


    you are an absolute joy to read, you know that?

    Thank you!

  • At Tuesday, October 12, 2004 7:29:00 AM, Blogger Phoebe said…

    What's this about evicting your mother? LOL! Or is it that Dave is waxing funny again?

  • At Tuesday, October 12, 2004 8:53:00 AM, Blogger bluebear said…

    Ms Ch--

    I did and the experience with that bar of soap was romantic--thanks for the tip!



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